Shaking Off

Part 1 of an infinite part series on the stupidity of abortion.

(Cross posted at Facebook and LiveJournal.)

So President Obama has reversed Ronald Reagan’s “Mexico City policy” which disallows public funding for death factories.  I mean, obviously it’s not enough just to have the ability to slaughter your unborn child, it’s necessary for hard working taxpayers to bankroll your ≈$500 “oops.”  Ever since Mr. Reagan formulated it in 1984, this policy has ping-ponged between Republicans and Democrats.  One thing’s for sure: it’s fairly evident now that Mr. Obama is NOT a secret Muslim.  For as the Qur’an tells us: “Kill not your children for fear of want: We shall provide sustenance for them as well as for you. Surely the killing of them is a great sin.” (17:31, Yusuf Ali).

For my part, I have conceived of a policy that is complimentary to Mr. Reagan’s.  I call it the “Keep Your Legs Together policy.”  It goes something like this: You are about to engage in sexual intercourse.  Are you prepared to deal with the challenges of parenthood should your actions result in pregnancy?  If yes, then proceed. If no, then keep your legs together!