The fun side of diplomacy
The following is an unproven hypothesis that I nevertheless consider to be very likely. Either that or it was serendipity.
Georgia’s entry to Eurovision 2009 was the most genius diplomatic manœuvre I have ever seen. Faced with a militarily humiliating (but diplomatically empowering) defeat at Russian hands, Georgia was not too keen to be attending any contests hosted by Russia. Adding to that is the possibility that should Georgia perform especially poorly on Russian soil would be to add insult to injury.
But at the same time, Georgia wants to take the high road and not look like they’re chickening out. Enter “We Don’t Wanna Put In”: a song whose political connotations (i.e. “We don’t want a Putin”) are obvious enough to ensure disqualification, but yet subtle enough for Georgia to claim Russian interference.
As for the song itself, it’s not bad but it sounds a lot like “Disco Inferno” by The Trammps.
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Speaking of the Eurovision Song Contest, this year was quite a disappointment. I found the overall quality of the songs to be much lower. But I did enjoy the winner, Lena:
I mean, isn’t she just ridiculously adorable? Especially with that fucked up faux‐English accent that mysteriously disappears whenever she’s speaking German.
But most importantly, thanks to Lena’s victory, her grandfather, a former West German diplomat, now has his own Wikipedia page.
